Friday, December 03, 2010


I loooooove Friends!!!
Seriously, I'm addicted. I have all the DVDs and I have watched about 7 times each. See? Addicted.

Today I woke up with the Friends Theme Song in my head so I dedicate this post to one of the best TV Shows ever with a list of friends merchandise I would love to get for xmas... ;)

- Never use ''We were on a break" as an excuse

- Remember it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!

- Everybody has a lobster
- Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank

- For more space in the bed, use the ''hug and roll''technique

- Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

- You can do a lot with just cups and ice

- Always say the right name at the altar

- Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers.

- ''man bags'' ARENT manly

- Dont count 'mississippily' when in a tanning booth.

- ''How you doin' '' NEVER fails

- If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.

- Never let a monkey near a TV remote.

- Only in prision do they 'cup' whilst measuring for pants

- It's not smelly cats fault

- Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!

- You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80swhere it belongs.

- A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you've ever had

- Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted

- Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

- There is no such thing as shark porn

- Your first name is not your family name

- Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women.

- A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.

- Everyone has an identical hand twin

- Eating too much mean can cause 'meat sweats'

- It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just dont change it.

- Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names.

- It's possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds.

- When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

- A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

- Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit

- Playing too much on arcade machines can lead to getting 'The Claw'

- Ugly, naked and guy do not make for an attractive combination

- Never pose for a V.D. poster compaign

- 'Pheebs' is short for phoebe, its not just what we call our friends.

- Never let a duck and chick near a foosball table

- Wooden spoons and toy trucks make great massaging tools.

- Never put your head in a turkey

- Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox

- Never bet your apartment in a game of 'who knows who'

- Don't leave teeth whitening gel on for longer than recommended

- W.E.N.U.S. stands for... ummmm

- Everyone is entitled to a 'freebie' list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises

- There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7...7 7 7 7 7 7... SEVEN!


  1. I would love a copy of the "Everything I Know in Life I Learned from Friends" in a smaller size like a 5X7 or other more manageable size. Do you know if that is available anywhere?

    1. Sorry, I think the only available one is the poster size.