Showing posts with label Words of Wisdom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Words of Wisdom. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Today's Words Of Wisdom

  


The only one I can trust!

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Today's Words of Wisdom

Monday, May 30, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom




"The quality of the BBQ depends on the amount of alochol that was bought."

Monday, May 09, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom





"The one who drinks sleeps. The one who sleeps does not sin. The one who does not sin goes to heaven. So let's all drink to go to heaven."

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom







"Alcohol is the only thing that can make mother's day an actually good day." 

Happy Mother's Day.

Friday, May 06, 2011

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom




"Don't drink and drive. You could accidentally run something over and spill your drink."

Monday, May 02, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom



"Better to be a notorious drunk than an alcoholic anonymous."

Today's Words Of Wisdom





"It actually takes only one drink to get me drunk. I just don't know if it's the 14th or the 15th."

Friday, April 29, 2011

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom









"I started drinking because of a girl and I never had the chance to thank her."

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom







"If alcohol is becoming an issue in your relationship, put an end...to the relationship."

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Today's Words Of Wisdom







"The two phrases that most deeply messes with the emotions of human beings: 'I love you' and 'Let's drink?' I personally prefer the last one."