The Most Wonderful

You know Santa has received a lot of wishes already for this year's Christmas. Wanna know what's on the top of his list?

Holiday Break

You know, we all need a time off for the holidays drunken nights and hangover days!

F*R*I*E*N*D*S

I loooooove Friends!!!

Seriously, I'm addicted. I have all the DVDs and I have watched about 7 times each. See? Addicted.

Today I woke up with the Friends Theme Song in my head so I dedicate this post to one of the best TV Shows ever with a list of friends merchandise I would love to get for xmas... ;)

Central Perk Mug

How You Doing T-Shirt

Ross Geller Bachelor Bash T-Shirt

You're My Lobster T-Shirt

"Everything I Know In Life I Learned From Friends" Poster, which says:

- Never use ''We were on a break" as an excuse

- Remember it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a BIG deal!

- Everybody has a lobster

- Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank

- For more space in the bed, use the ''hug and roll''technique

- Yemen is a good place to escape unwanted girlfriends

- You can do a lot with just cups and ice

- Always say the right name at the altar

- Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather trousers.

- ''man bags'' ARENT manly

- Dont count 'mississippily' when in a tanning booth.

- ''How you doin' '' NEVER fails

- If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.

- Never let a monkey near a TV remote.

- Only in prision do they 'cup' whilst measuring for pants

- It's not smelly cats fault

- Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages FRONT AND BACK!

- You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80swhere it belongs.

- A nap with your best friend could be the best nap you've ever had

- Never let slip to a child that they are in fact adopted

- Meat is not an ingredient in trifle

- There is no such thing as shark porn

- Your first name is not your family name

- Throwing your own wake is not a good way to meet women.

- A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.

- Everyone has an identical hand twin

- Eating too much mean can cause 'meat sweats'

- It's never too late to resurrect the routine, just dont change it.

- Regina Falange and Ken Adams make great false names.

- It's possible to drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds.

- When moving a couch upstairs, PIVOT!

- A silent auction is not a contest to guess the right price

- Always double check your measurements when making an entertainment unit

- Playing too much on arcade machines can lead to getting 'The Claw'

- Ugly, naked and guy do not make for an attractive combination

- Never pose for a V.D. poster compaign

- 'Pheebs' is short for phoebe, its not just what we call our friends.

- Never let a duck and chick near a foosball table

- Wooden spoons and toy trucks make great massaging tools.

- Never put your head in a turkey

- Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox

- Never bet your apartment in a game of 'who knows who'

- Don't leave teeth whitening gel on for longer than recommended

- W.E.N.U.S. stands for... ummmm

- Everyone is entitled to a 'freebie' list of 5 celebrities they can sleep with if the opportunity arises

- There are 7 basic erogenous zones. Start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7...7 7 7 7 7 7... SEVEN!

Xmas Gifts....for me

So here's part of my xmas wish-list.
Nothing too expensive, but that would make all the difference for me this year...

Johnnie Walker Poker Chips. It would definitely bring me luck!

Harry Potter Butterbeer Mug. It's like the final item to my beer cups collection.

Rainbow Alternative Bottle Opener. Yes, really!!!!!

Rainbow Alternative Betty White Shirt. It's Betty Friggin' White!!

Johnnie Walker Whiskey Collection. Ok. that's expensive, so I'll take just one in a cute basket with chocolate like this: 

 Cute and it'd make me very happy.

Not as happy as if I got Chely Wright for Xmas. I promise I was a very, very, very, very good girl this year! Can I have her?!

Christmas Spirit

Xmas is getting closer and I don't particularly like Xmas

but I do like the holiday.

The whole family getting together, eating like there's no tomorrow, screaming at each other and the best of it, drinking like the world's alcohol is coming to an end!

So I dedicate this post to those Chinese people who really got the Xmas Spirit and made a Xmas Tree out of beer bottles. They understood the real Xmas Spirit. Fighting with your family after a countless number of Coronas. That's what Xmas is all about.